FICTION OF THE NINJA KIND

I'm still here people. Despite the attempt on my life yesterday by a female bear. I SWEAR all I said was that I didn't want to see a bear, and so I walked one of the most popular trails in Yosemite. It's freaking paved for crying out loud. BEAR. GRRRRRRRR. No, it really did not attack me, because I left as soon as I realized it was there and called for a park ranger. Then I watched it charge STUPID TOURISTS who wouldn't stop trying to get a closer picture. That bear is a year old female and they're going to get her killed. God people, it's a bear. Leave it the fuck alone.

Other then that I had a wonderful weekend. I just paid some major bills *goodbye bank balance* and am now going to chill out and relax. Would that I could have my two pets in the same room and this would be golden.

There were horses. I got to ride! OHHH, horses. So much love. No pictures though. Sorry. My birthday present was to go horseback riding in Yosemite. I went with Robin on a two hour ride. So pretty. However, now comes the owwwww.

Better update soon. Food now.